When one dares to imagine life under Obamaian rule, one shutters to consider his possible affect on language, history, Western culture and social mores. One rather radical development this writer anticipates is the apotheosis of Obama’s mother ( Obama mama ) .Soon, rather than continue to ignore her, the press will portray her as an unprecedented American heroine. Stanley Ann Dunham will henceforth be known as” the Rosa Parks of reproductive freedom “.

The apple never falls far from the tree, so the aphorism goes. Sadly, the American electorate knows virtually nothing about Senator Obama’s Kenyan and Anglo American family tree. Who would have imagined dead parents being a great career advantage?

In a country where the highly revered African American Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King jr. is the most officially celebrated historical figure, the meteoric ascendancy of Kenyan Anglo American Barack Narcissus Obama should surprise no one.

Obama’s mother ( Obama Mama ) speaks from the other side. “Senator, I’ve heard about Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods could have been a friend of mine, Senator, you’re no Tiger Woods”! Meaning Tiger did not disregard his Korean American mother’s cultural and genetic contribution to his identity by calling himself African American. Tiger had one African American parent, the Kenyan Anglo American, Barack Narcissus Obama, had zero.  

To pimpp or not to pimpp my White House, that is the question, this election. In other words, to Africanize ( Kenyanize ) or not to Africanize the White House . As the American electorate is seemly posed to take an unprecedented leap into darkness . One wonders who the Kenyan Anglo American posing as an African American , the culturally white Black man , cultural chameleon  Barack Narcissus Obama  will “ change “ into after the election .